The Hands on an Eggplant Sub contest will have me face-to-face with competitors to see who can be the last person standing with their hands on a giant eggplant sub. In addition to raising money for an awesome charity, Austin Bat Cave, the winner will also be receiving FREE PIZZA for an entire year from Home Slice. The fine folks at the restaurant have asked me to fill out an application to tell you a little about myself. Here are my stats!!

Name: Zarina

Age: 18

Height: 5'8"

Occupation: Housekeeper at Austin Motel

Awards: Most Badass Badass

1. How do you plan to win?

Annoy everyone, fart lots, airhorns.

2. What other “extreme” feats have you performed/participated in?

GWAR!!

3. What are 5 items you can’t live without?

Food Water Some form of music My own body "Boots"

4. What did/do you want to be when you grow up?

Professional Wizard Traveler

5. Who would play you in the film adaptation of your life?

M.I.A. That B^@#H needs to stop trying to look like me.

6. What else do you want us to know about you?

I'm young and I'm broke, everyday I want Home Slice for lunch but I can't buy it. If I win I would tip like a pimp! I'm awesome and I'm gonna win and share my pizza everyday... mostly because I'd get fat if I didn't!