I take being handsome seriously. In fact, the only thing I take more seriously than being handsome is kids.
Mustaches are fun, handsome and pleasing to the touch. While I can't name a single thing wrong with a mustache I can name some things wrong in the world and how the mustache can help. Leading scholars maintain that more mustaches in the world would put an end to poverty, unemployment, crime and even coldness. I am not a scientist or an economist but all of that seems to make perfect sense.
What also makes sense is spending some of your hard earned money on children you don't know and will probably never meet. Your legacy in this world will be defined by the decision you make after you read this. This is the purest and most selfless form of giving. Be generous.