Well, we could wax poetic about the delights of giving, the wonder of generosity, and the joys of financial gain. Or, we could rail against capitalism, wage slavery, and the fiscal imperative. But why bother, when all you want to do is click the button and give us money?

You do just want to click the button, don’t you? We’re assuming if you made it this far, you’ve been somehow convinced/inspired/blackmailed into giving us a generous donation. But if you need help remembering, you can always check us out at www.madkingthomas.com.

Mad King Thomas is a performative trio of performative questions. We’re full of zest for life and delight in this world that makes us so angry and upset. You’ve seen us dazzle in semi-ironic layers of gold, lay ourselves bare (both figuratively and literally), and plunge headfirst into the mud of contemporary experience (as signified by chocolate pudding, always, we hope!).

Now, we invite you to express your zest for our collective continuance! Preferably with a method that involves paper rectangles with dead presidents on them. Or debit cards, whatever. Whatever the tax-deductible gift, we will be eternally grateful, honored, and full of warm fuzzy feelings. You make the monarchy!

Specifically, right now, your donation will help us with a project exploring intimacy, distance and our childhood homes. We'll need approximately $10,000 to pay for therapy after we're done, so any little bit helps!

Furthermore, if you donate between 10am and 11am, your donation will be matched by the generous matching grant funds from the John S. and James L. Knight Foundation.

What are you waiting for?! (Aside from 10am to hit.) We can barely wait to express our heartfelt thanks. In fact, we WON’T wait. THANK YOU! for supporting us always. We heart you, with the power of a gold-plated aorta.